Happy 54th Birthday Mother

just a quickie before i head off to be a pig in bed. Tomorrow's my mum's 54th bday..yes she's old, she's menopausal, very irritating at times but not lately. And not bragging but for a 54 year old I'm proud to say my mother's hot.
A. she wears a thong (i find this disgusting though)
B. i doubt their sagging
C. She's thinner than me *uber dislike*
D. yeah pretty much it

So anyway mother..Happy 54th Birthday have a safe trip to KL and please take care when you're there.
Love you always.